This is from a humor column by Simon Goodley in Britain’s Daily Telegraph newspaper:
The Good Life reveals Hu Jintao’s China blog
Last week, the leadership of China met in Beijing for the 17th Party Congress. The Congress takes place every five years and the party selects the 350-member Central Committee which leads the Communist Party of China and the powerful Politburo. In a Good Life/People’s Republic of China deal, this column brings you the blog of China’s President, Hu Jintao:
Good eveling broggers! This Hu Jintao, chairman and chies executive officer of People’s Lepubric of China Plc.You plobabry see me and comlades in big shindig we have at PLC Plc HQ this week – where evely five years deregates come to see who has been sacked by Politburo (he, he!). In capitalist/communist China, they also learn investment strategy of moneybags Chinese. It a bit like your Sage of Omaha conference in the good ole US of A (only Wallen Bussett not in charge of country too!) and in olden times our whole bash was super-tip-top-secret. When Mao Zedong was big boss, no one ever aware Communist Party even hold congress until over, but now we communists know if you wanna make a fast buck, you must be a media savvy, so this time lots of press here and I do this brog.
Et cetera, et cetera for six puerile paragraphs that seem to have their inspiration in Chinese restaurant jokes from the 1980s.