Running out of ideas about how to sell your real estate development? Don’t really have anything to offer aside from non-central air conditioning? Well, if you can’t sell by desire, there’s always fear!

Ads like the one above, for FOB Office Building, are livening up a few billboards around Beijing. The copy reads: What kind of office do we want? The pictured billboard does not contain an answer to that question, but some of their other ads say that each office has its own air conditioning unit as well as windows that you can actually open. Wow.