{"id":6703,"date":"2011-09-15T17:33:31","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T09:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xiaokang2020.com\/danweicom\/?p=20"},"modified":"2021-09-10T11:03:24","modified_gmt":"2021-09-10T03:03:24","slug":"a-village-with-only-one-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laodanwei.org\/wp\/internet-and-media\/a-village-with-only-one-restaurant.php","title":{"rendered":"A village with only one restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Below is a translation of a joke that is currently being circulated widely\u00a0on Sina Weibo<\/a>\u00a0and other Chinese social networks:<\/p>\n

There is a village that only has one restaurant. Everyone in the village has to eat at that restaurant.<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0Why can\u2019t we have more than one restaurant?
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0Our village is in a stage of development where more than one restaurant can lead to chaos, so we only have one restaurant. \u2028<\/span><\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0But the food here is really not good!
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0Our restaurant has only been developing for a short time. Even if the food tasted worse than this, at least it\u2019s our own food!<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0But can\u2019t it be a little cheaper?
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0That would not suit the conditions of our village; the restaurant also needs to develop.<\/p>\n

Villager:\u00a0<\/em>But the employees of the restaurant are all driving Mercedes Benz cars!
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0To ensure fair and uncorrupt staff, you need to pay them high salaries.<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0But last year, you lent all the profits of the restaurant to another village.
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0This is the village policy, you don\u2019t need to worry about it.<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0I heard that the guy in charge of purchasing took all the money for buying vegetables and ran away to another village.
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0That type of employee is very rare.<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0What about that time when we found sand inside the steamed buns?
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0Don\u2019t worry, we have already fired that chef, he didn\u2019t have the right qualifications.<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0So when we\u2019ve got so many problems, why do you still hang up certificates of high quality? Why do you tell oursiders that everyone is eating so well?
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0For whose interests are you speaking? What a waste that the village has raised you!<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0The grain was grown by the peasant farmers, the restaurant was built by the workers, and the chef is one of us common people.
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0Look at M village taking advantage of L village! M Village is really hegemonistic.<\/p>\n

Villager:<\/em>\u00a0I can\u2019t even get a decent meal, what do these other things have to do with me? Why don\u2019t other villages have all these problems we have here?
\nWaiter:<\/em>\u00a0Whenever you talk about yourself, you can only say only bad things, when you talk about others, you say everything is good. You village traitor!<\/p>\n

Original Chinese text<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Link to joke on Baidu Tieba<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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