Can we interest you in a beautiful woman and a small fortune?

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The above advertisement, pasted to a lamppost and posted to an online forum by a passer-by, offers a unique opportunity for pleasures both carnal and pecuniary:

Ten Thousand Miles in Search of a Dream

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This sincere advertisement is the only one provided by the Information Management Center, Federation of Women, and engaging the services of a senior lawyer. The woman has paid the guarantee, and this information has been notarized and is true, reliable, and exempt of legal responsibility. AIC# 30093133, Notary# 20107191889768.

Tang Yan, 29, graceful and charming. Out of the naivety of youth and an appreciation for lavish wealth, she married an aged Hong Kong businessman. Her husband, an accident having rendered him impotent yet desiring to carry on his immense family business and avoid controversy, has taken advice to look abroad for a sincere, healthy man to share in a pregnancy. If a telephone conversation is promising, I will visit you at home to sign an agreement and pay a one-time fee of 300,000 RMB. In the case of pregnancy, there will be a 1 million RMB gratuity (absolute secrecy so as not to affect your family. I will personally visit; earnest inquiries only).

The contact number listed corresponds to a phone in Shangrao, Jiangxi Province.

The photo of “Tang Yan” is actually a shot of Tu Liman (涂黎曼), an actress who has played supporting roles in a wide range of TV dramas. She was born in 1984.

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